conyomandments!

I got this from my friend’s old blog. I know I have copied and pasted this numerous times, but I just won’t get tired of it and I probably won’t…not ever… I might even post this AGAIN on a new blog sometime in the future, but who cares? Masaya eh! This won’t ever get old, not for me at least!



1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. 
“Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. 
“I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”
ex. 
“It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”
ex. 
“Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”

5. Thou shall know you knowI know right!
ex. 
“My bag is so bigat today, you know”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. 
“Like, it’s so init naman!”
“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”
ex. 
“Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”
“I know right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. 
“I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

sonnet XVII

I found this sonnet on someone’s blog I recently discovered, and I liked it because it doesn’t necessarily describe love as something beautiful or perfect… because it is not, but through its imperfections, you find the real beauty and that genuine feeling that makes it truly wonderful! shet mushy eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

  I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz,
or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,
in secret, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that never blooms
but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers;
thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance,
risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;
so I love you because I know no other way

than this: where I does not exist, nor you,
so close that your hand on my chest is my hand,
so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep.

-Pablo Neruda 

BV

F*ck this, my cellphone’s too fvcked up to function! Memory’s low so it just automatically deletes messages and photos and everything else para ma-accommodate yung iba pang messages. WTH?!?! Ano ba naman yung tanungin ka man lang kung papayag kang idelete yung mga yun diba? lecheng nokia to!! Last 50++ messages just got deleted…again! and pictures too!!!!

I really need to have a separate mp3 player for my songs and not just store everything on my 2gb phone memory card. Even my memory card’s gone (as in literal na nawawala dun sa memory card slot sa gilid) San napunta yun diba? Anyway, SOOOPER BV today although I’m happy that today marks the last day of DUTY ever! Now all I have to do is face my instructors and professors and have my name cleared of everything down to the last pref card and finish all the remaining requirements before graduation and BV dahil I have this tiniest problem that I can’t seem to find a solution to! Ganito talaga kung kelan malapit ka na sa finish line chaka ka pa madadapa! potek na buhay yan! Andami pang sagabal! Truly the night’s darkest just before dawn! LECHE! To make things worse, Nag-away pa kami ng roommates ko kasi naPIKON na naman ako! I know, being the eldest, I should have already mastered the skill to give way, to get used to being the one who has to keep one’s composure and all pero shet lang talaga nakakapikon na minsan lalo na kung bastusan na kung bastusan. Minsan kasi kapag nag-papaabus ka, aabusuhin ka lang talaga! Nasasaktan rin naman ako kahit lagi akong pa-kenkoy and patawa! Soooper na-h-hurt din ako minsan and hindi nila ata ako kayang seryosohin minsan. And kanina, sa tingin ko nasa lugar naman ako para magalit dahil sobrang pinagtulungan lang talaga nila ako and hindi ko lang talaga kinaya! I placed my share of the food bill and walked out on them. Hindi ko lang ma-take na masyado lang nila akong tinatapakan minsan and masama pa dun, parang kasalanan ko pa and parang hindi pa nila pinagsisisihan yung nagawa nila. Wala lang. Yan ang mahirap kapag nasanay lang silang inaapi-api ka nang pa-joke, minsan di na nila alam na may limitations ka rin bilang tao so hindi nila alam kung nakakasakit na sila o hindi. 

PAtong-patong na problema shet. Lord please help me. I really need a friend right now pero di ako pwedeng mag-fb! shet shet shet! MALAS! must go back and focus instead on RC paperwork! Focus focus focus!

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done…

For so long, i’ve waited for someone who would be able to make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time (haha magnanakaw ng line? -hot chick), but kidding aside, it’s very much a part of every girl’s dream to have that special someone in their lives who’d take care of them and who’d make them feel special even in the smallest and simplest of ways. I know, ‘coz it has been my dream as well to fall for someone who’d also fall for me. Yes, it’s that simple yet ironically, it can also be that complicated. 

This entry’s too uncomfortable to write (kasi baka may makabasa! hahahha! HELLO THERE!), but I have to since I’m on a 1 week leave on fb and twitter and I can’t talk to anyone but myself, so forgive me. 2-3 hours earlier, I started reading my good friend’s blog, and someone else’s and now, thanks to them both, I have realized that nothing’s perfect in a relationship except the two people for each other (ano daw?). I  know I said that I’ve waited too long or just long enough for love to find my way, but I also know myself too well that I won’t get into something unprepared or in a careless and selfish manner. Maybe because through my friends’ experiences, I have learned a lot and have become a little too afraid to risk anything to be part of something as special and as magical as love. 

Way, way back during the whole first ever PBB teen edition, Kim Chiu admitted on Philippine TV that she once fell in love and got hurt. Because of that, she became hesitant to fall in love once again because of the damage that it has brought to her heart. That time, I just wanted to tell everyone how I am so not ready to fall in love for the same reason and that is….because I’m afraid to get hurt…wala lang.. para lang pacute! ECHOS! But today, hypothetically speaking, I feel like if put in a situation wherein someone would come along and try to woo me (hypothetically lang! hahaha!), I would definitely try as hard as I may to push that person away not because I am playing hard-to-get or not because I am still in my pacute-Kim-Chiu phase, but because I am not prepared for the consequences of love….which all lead to one thing in the end…getting hurt. Pero sabi nga nila, hindi ka pwedeng ma-inlove ng hindi nasasaktan. Like what my rlemate told me… “Parte yan ng pag-ibig“. Curaazzee, why does the simplicity of love have to be so complicated and painful? Why do they say that love is the best feeling in the world yet andami-daming umiiyak dahil din sa love? Anggulo noh? Anyway, it’s 9:17 already. By now, I should have finished at least a selection in RC!!! Good thing I am still wide awake (thanks to nescafe!). Sana tumagal pa epek nito til tom! haha! no sleep tonight….

NOW PLAYING: every breath you take/chasing cars (MASHUP from JUST GO WITH IT ost)